Some moments...

...of life are unforgettable, like when your 3.75 year old comes up to you and asks you to draw a star on his forehead.  Then, he comes back with a roll of duct tape and asks you to rip off two big pieces.  You want to see where this is going, so you do.  He wraps the duct tape around his wrists and declares, "I'm Superwoman!"  (He meant Wonderwoman)

HAHA!!  This is the stuff of future blackmail, right?