Funny

Last night at bedtime on a rare night when the whole family sat together on the floor in Owen's room...

Me:  Okay, Owen, it's time for your last song.  What song would you like to pick?
Owen:  Umm, I don't want any songs I know.  I want a NEW song!
Me: [exhausted by this semi-frequent request] Well, how about 'This little light...'
Owen:  I know that one!
Me:  Okay fine. [making up song]

There once were two little booooys,
Who lived in a little yellow houuuuse.
They lived in the town of [removed for privacy],
And their names were Bruce and Wayne.

Well, Bruce was a three year oooold,
And Wayne, he was only oooone.
Bruce and Wayne loved to play togeeeether,
And they liked to share all their toys.

Bruce had yellow haaaiiir,
and Wayne, his hair was brooown.
Their mom and dad loved them very muuuch,
And they always, always will.

Reuel:  Who was that song about??  Who is this Bruce fellow?
Owen: [giggling]  Owen!
Reuel:  Well, who is Wayne??
Owen:  Wayne just walked out of the room.

And indeed he had!