Owenisms of the week

B4 I forget them!

[Bringing a handful of foam letters that belong in the bathtub down to the living room] "Mommy, I brought a bunch of smelling letters!  I'm going to smell some words wif them!  What word can I smell?"

[Heard by mom from around the corner]  "Asher, you have got to listen to me.  Asher, listen!  Put that down!  It's a no-no for you."

[Upon hearing me join in on a song he began singing]  "Mommy, stop singing!  Mommy, little kids don't like it when grown ups start singing when kids are singing first."

[Putting on my shoes and strutting around]  "I like these shoes very well.  My feet are almost big enough for them and they are not very much too big."

[Standing at the checkout of the grocery store waiting for me to finish paying]  "Mommy, it's so good that we're all done shopping.  My energy is starting to come out."

[While helping me make cookies]  "I love ALL of the ingredientses.  I love these marshlellows, and these chocolate chips and this frosting because all of these ingredientses are made out of sugar."

[Upon opening package from Texas]  "Corn candy!  Mommo sent me and Asher corn candy!!"