Asher's Bible

Green beans have I loved, but broccoli have I hated.

Thou shalt not live on chicken nuggets alone.

...And when the crowd had been fed, the disciples gathered the extra food and it filled barely the bottom of one basket, because Asher had been there.

If you asked me, I would give you a sippy cup of milk that would never get empty so that you didn't have to keep crying, 'Mo!  Mo!'

Eat your fill of the manna on the day you collect it, and do not save any for the next day.  And the tribe of Asher had none left to save anyway.

I think I'm a little punchy from not getting enough sleep...we're on day 8 or so of trying to do some nighttime potty training with Owen.  I feel the same way at this juncture as I did with a first new baby...'wait, I knew breastfeeding wasn't a piece of cake, but nobody told me about this issue of babies and SLEEP!!'  Well, almost nobody seems to talk about nighttime training either.  It's been ugly.  I feel like we are in newborn days again since we have to get Owen up 3 times (at least) per night to keep him dry or clean up everything if we miss it.  That's not good for any of us, and I think Owen's behavior starts to reflect the sleep fragmentation after a week (pretty sure mine does too...lame jokes above, case in point).  The alternative from people I poll seems to be using pullups til they're 8 or 9 or older.  After a bunch of wake-ups all week for all of us, that sounds pretty OK right now :}  What did our parents do with us?