Smart

Reuel:  Owen, I just can't find the little red rubber fish for the end of your fishing pole.  I don't know where we put it.
Owen:  Daddy, I fink it's in your toolbox.
Reuel:  No, I don't think it would be there.
Owen:  It is!
[opening toolbox]
Reuel:  Well, there it is.  You were right.  Owen, how did you get so smart?
Owen:  I *am* smart Daddy.  I watch too much TV and I'm STILL smart.