One of each

Asher:  [trying to put on gloves, rather than his usual mittens]  I don't like these!  I can't wear them.  They are just too organized for me.

Owen:  [walking past the girl's toy aisle at Target and rolling eyes]  Uhh.  It half kills me to even look at that.
Me:  What Owen???
Owen: [blushing] NOTHING!
Me:  Oh, it half kills you to even look at that girl stuff?
Owen:  YEAH.  It's so pink and for GIRLS.

Eden: [translated from the language of the mind] MMmm!  This flatware in this plastic caddy thing is very interesting.  It's covered with food and I can grab it and lick it!  I just have to be quick before Mom sees me and closes the dishwasher.